Samantha Bee Laughs at Vaccine Vaccine “Very Dumb” Anti-Vaccine Detox Baths



Ahead of the second Thanksgiving in the COVID-19 era, Samantha Bee opened her late-night show this week with good news and bad news. “The good news is that the pandemic is improving,” she began. “Bad news? Your ass is coming home for the holidays.

As the Full Frontal The host went on to explain that the widespread availability of vaccines, including for children as young as five, means most Americans can have a relatively normal “Turkey Day” this year. And she even took the time to celebrate a “surprising twist” in the pandemic tale.

“Some anti-vaccines get the vaccine because of social pressure and work mandates,” Bee continued. “But not everything has changed. They are still very stupid.

With that, she shared details of a recent report on people who were reluctantly given the COVID-19 vaccine and then underwent unnecessary ‘detox’ baths with dangerous substances like Borax supposedly for the remove from their system.

“You can’t devaccinate people! Exclaimed the bee. “At best, Borax-ing will inflict a chemical burn on you. But at worst, you could turn into the Joker. Even worse? It’s the Joker Jared Leto!

“To be clear, there is no way to detox from a vaccination,” she added. “And I can’t believe I have to say this, but it’s not safe to poke holes in your body or take baths in the same things they use to unclog drains, clean toilets, cleanse. grout, wash floors – oh my god, Borax is good for everything except for vaccinations!

And yet, as inadvisable as these “detox” baths are, and even though “no one should ask anyone to do things that might hurt themselves or someone else,” she sees an advantage.

“If what you need to get yourself vaccinated is to believe that you can detoxify yourself afterwards,” concluded Bee, “then sir, I throw you my glass of bleach! “

To find out more, listen to Samantha Bee on The last laugh Podcast.



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