Cutting nails in public or not cleaning your toilet, who is it?


So we got Nick, that conniving, twisted monster on the Dog Walk this week to pen some “disgusting behavior.” Needless to say, I put his brain in a blender from the moment we hit the record. Just a masterclass in mental warfare by me against Nick.

I should probably stand trial for war crimes, if we’re being frank, ESPECIALLY after Nick wrote “public nail clipping”

Look, cutting nails in public is disgusting. I hate it, but at the end of the day, it’s probably only found on El’s filthy lines or some form of public transit. No one with a working brain consciously decides to cut their nails in public. Those who do are part of the belly of society.

However, I learned that none of my filthy and disgusting colleagues clean their toilets. It’s FAR worse than some mutants who cut their nails on the El. Me? I clean my toilet every few days. I now have 2 bathrooms (not to brag) so I can rotate between them on where I lay my bowels. That doesn’t mean they both don’t get a healthy dose of generic brand Lysol every few days, though. It takes 30 seconds/toilet and you look great in case you have a lucky lady of the night. This obviously doesn’t apply to me, but I’m sure it does to others and the girls are constantly complaining about how clean the bathroom is so just grab the fucking Lysol and spray your fucking toilet.

For example: Chief and I were neighbors. We lived about a block away from each other, so we were at each other’s house quite regularly. I never talked about it publicly because I didn’t want to put the child old bastard on internet blast but his bathroom was disgusting. We’re talking hair all over the toilet (he blames his dog, wtf?), toothpaste all over the sink, soap scum on the walls and grout ABHORRENT.

Give me a lesson ONCE, boss. It made me want to vomit every time I set foot in his house. It’s bad. BAD BAD BAD!

That’s fine though. He’s at least aware of societal norms now, and he can alter his vomiting-inducing behavior. I’m glad I was able to teach him not to live like a caveman, because not cleaning his toilet is the vilest thing in the world.



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